Blonde Jokes

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Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney?
A: She saw a sign saying: "EuroDisney Left" so she went home

Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?
A: Spot

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK"

Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head

Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She's got a checkbook.

Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There's a stamp on it.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: Keep breakin em' with hammers

Q: What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's?
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide

Q: What's the guaranteed method to totally confuse a Blonde Man?
A: Ask him to alphabetise a King-size bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head?
A: A Space Invader.