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Team Magumathi
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|  Subject: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS  Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:05 pm | |
| Post OtHer TyPEs OF SMS Here..(WiSe, Naughty..Etc...) | |
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Da Virus
Owner
Posts : 523
Join date : 2008-01-31
Location : Hacking Community!
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:11 pm | |
| A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind. | |
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Da Virus
Owner
Posts : 523
Join date : 2008-01-31
Location : Hacking Community!
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:11 pm | |
| have one
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>>You have one
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>>Your mother uses your father"s one
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>>And your auntie uses your uncle"s one
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>>A married lady would acquire one
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>>But a divorced lady would lose her one
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>>Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one
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>>Michael J. Fox has a shorter one
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>>Madonna doesn"t have one
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>>The Chinese usually have short ones
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>>While the Indian usually have long ones
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>>Do you have one?
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>>How long is your one?
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>>Which one is your preferred one?
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>>(see below for answer)
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>>Answer : its your Surname, what else !!
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>>but I like the way you think ........ | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
Join date : 2008-02-02
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:13 pm | |
| what is girl friend?
adition of problemz,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemy,
n division of friends | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
Join date : 2008-02-02
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:15 pm | |
| YOU ARE BARWA
B = BOLD
A = ATTRACTIVE
R = ROMANTIC
W = WELL MAENNERS
A = ADULT | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
Join date : 2008-02-02
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:15 pm | |
| Ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight? | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
Join date : 2008-02-02
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:15 pm | |
| Baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but i
always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
Join date : 2008-02-02
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:16 pm | |
| Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
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| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:16 pm | |
| If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays? | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
Join date : 2008-02-02
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:16 pm | |
| Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS! | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
Join date : 2008-02-02
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:17 pm | |
| An essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised to | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
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| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:17 pm | |
| I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
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| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
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| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have! | |
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Crack
Posts : 32
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| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff! | |
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Team Magumathi
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| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:42 pm | |
| I
think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice
Ass!!!!!!! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
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| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:43 pm | |
| Luv
is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls
destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration? | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
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| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:43 pm | |
| I
wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
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| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:43 pm | |
| I
like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:44 pm | |
| Do
you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can
multiply! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:44 pm | |
| I
want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
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Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:45 pm | |
| Of
all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection. my teeth are clean
for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:45 pm | |
| If
your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U
between the holidays? | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:45 pm | |
| Mary
Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a
flat so how the damn do i know. | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: NaUgtY, WiSe And All Othery TypEs Of SMS Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:46 pm | |
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Jack
& Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill
and now they have a son.
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