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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
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Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
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|  Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs  Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:00 pm | |
| It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is
great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:02 pm | |
| A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:02 pm | |
| i
tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by
mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:02 pm | |
| Hey
can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm
missin the joker!! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:03 pm | |
| Hey
friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without
ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:47 pm | |
| From
the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue
feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:47 pm | |
| He
came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his
fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:48 pm | |
| In
the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I
think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do
not sleep because I am hungry. | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
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| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:48 pm | |
| Someday
u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1
thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:48 pm | |
| I
had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you
fell of a cliff! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
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Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:49 pm | |
| It
goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have
it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
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Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:49 pm | |
| Last
nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so
u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
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| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:49 pm | |
| At
1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid
lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS? | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:50 pm | |
| Tell
me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i
wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:50 pm | |
| Last
nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel
u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS? | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:51 pm | |
| come
here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally
satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:51 pm | |
| I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink
flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down,
can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:51 pm | |
| I
luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont
be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:51 pm | |
| Wen
i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c
u... well get out of my way! | |
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Team Magumathi
Posts : 166
Join date : 2008-02-02
Age : 34
Location : De 7 Skieoloosss
| | Subject: Re: FuNNy sMs Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:55 pm | |
| Wots
da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts
About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble! | |
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