Jokes

MOTHER N SON

Son:Mummy is the heart made up of glass
Mummy:she said no.why do you ask
son:you always tell Dad not to break your heart

Teacher:Why didn't you come to school for the past one week?
Student:While crossing the road while I met with an accident.
Teacher:Didn't you follow the rules I taught you for crossing the road?
Student:Yes, teacher I did.In fact I met with the accident only because I followed those rules.
Teacher:How?
Student:You taught us to look left and right while crossing the road , but you never taught us to look straight!!!!!!!

SNOW MAN'S GIRL FRIEND

one snowman said
to another:do you have a girlfreand:Yes i do.whats her name and where
dose she live.snowwhite and the seven dorfs.

MONKEY LANGUAGE

ku,ku.ke,ke,ka ke,ka,ka,ke,well said congrtulations
U have learnt the monkey language come and collect your free new year banana gift

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL

Boy friend: Darling! i can't marry You; because my family members are not accpeting.
Girl friend: who are there at your house Boy friend: MY Wife and Three Chilldren

SEE MY LEGS

Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird's name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What's your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"

AN IRISH MAN AT BAR


An Irish man at bar in newyork.
Man on his right side say's "johnnywalker single"
Man at his left side say's "speterscotch single"
Then the Irish man say's "George Bush married"

PERFECT EQUATION


Teacher:- a=b & b=c;so a=c.now tell me some like that.
Student:- I love You, You love your Daughter; so I love your Daughter

BLonde's BATH


What does a blonde do when she washes her hair with "wash & go" shampoo?
She walks on while having her bath..

FROG AND THE ASTROLOGER


Frog asked to an Astrologer:-what will be my future?
Astrologr- A beautiful girl is going to touch you every where!
Frog- gets exited and when, where, and how
Astrologer- her next exam of biology practical:-)